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i always feel a peculiarly convincing illusion of productivity when i do a little cleaning and updating on one of my social networking accounts so here i am doing that again. it's not like i have any reason to bother, i never use this place for anything and it gets no attention anyway. that's highly unlikely to change, but we'll see i guess.

anyway i'm in a weird mood because i was drunk last night and i'm always in a weird mood for a while after i've been drunk, so there's that. i believe i said something to one of my friends earlier about wanting to "dive into the annals of history and language and learn or absorb every piece of knowledge there ever was and then cut myself open and bleed it into a wine glass and drink it." so that should give you some idea of why i shouldn't be allowed alcohol.

that's all i have to say i guess.

On Wishes

I was thinking a lot about wishes recently, specifically in the middle of the night a few days ago, and caught a few little snippets of text that might have been like clumps of fur from wild stories running around the forests of my mind. Or something. Anyway, I wrote down a few of them and figured might as well post them here since otherwise they'd just be gathering dust in my documents folder for however long. Maybe someone will stumble across here and get some enjoyment out of them. I hope so, anyway.

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Never Enough Comedy

Title: None Yet
Author: Me
Characters/Pairings: Most of the UN who have canon designs.
Rating: PG-13 (maybe later it'll be R? You never can tell with me.)
Warnings: Gratuitous use of pop culture.
Summary: Sort of a Die Hard scenario. Uh. I got the idea from this kink meme request. I might post it as a fill when it's done. Idk.

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Silly Pointless One-Shot Is Go

Title: An Untimely Intrusion
Author: Me
Characters/Pairings: Austria, Prussia, Mozart (There could be pairings if you squint? I guess?)
Rating: PG
Warnings: Historical figure, Prussia being an ass.
Summary: Austria is enjoying a pleasant visit with a young Mozart. Prussia decides to drop in on his favorite target. Sometimes it really sucks to be Austria.

No seriously this is just for lulz. There is no point.Collapse )

Yay more fanfiction~

Title: Lacing
Author: Me
Characters/Pairings: England/France
Rating: T
Warnings: Piercings, slash (obviously)
Summary: ...there's Arthur and Francis. And corset piercings.

First time writing France. It's harder than it looks.Collapse )


Title: Freezer Burn
Author: Me
Characters/Pairings: America, Russia
Rating: PG
Warnings: Cold War
Summary: Have you ever been so cold, it feels like you're hot?

Loosely Cold War related fic thing Idk I failCollapse )